Sometimes, you just need to take life by the scruff of the neck and bitch slap it.
Would you like some charcoal with that raw potato?
sugar mama was a boss ass bitch, i mean she survived the Hindenburg Disaster
she survived the sinking of the Titanic
and she survived the meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs
THE TITANIC ONE THO
You know a post is going to be good when it starts out “sugar momma was a boss ass bitch”
This is deep, man
In highschool my friends and I went through a phase where we’d smack each other and go “IT DOSN’T MATTER IT’S IN THE PAST”
there will come a day when i do not reblog this. today is not that day.